Ocean breezes and margaritas

I am ready to live at the beach. I don't see how it is possible that I have to wait 9 more months. That seems forever! and although it will go by quickly I can already taste the margaritas and feel the saltwater on my skin. I want to be sitting in a lounge chair, with a margarita in my hand, and an ocean breeze blowing across me while I sigh with deep contentment as the sun goes down below the horizon. That is the perfect way to end a day. No noise except for that of sea gulls and ocean waves and my own thoughts. My thoughts that will be completely transformed to calm. I want to feel the warm sand beneath my feet each morning and night. The ocean will carry all my worries and headaches from the day away. Each and everyday. Just quiet, laid back serenity.

The Late Great...

I just may have to go out drinking tonight in tribute to the late great Hunter S.

I love this guy!

Karl Watkin was sentenced to eighteen months in prison after trying to have sex with a sidewalk. Three years later he was sentenced to six years for stimulating sexual intercourse with garbage bags. Later that year he commited suicide in his cell.

Russia Makes it Funny

Funny Russian stories

Shit Throwing Monkies

Monkey See Monkey Do...this is my new favorite website!

Chaos

I can't stand when someone tells me they will do something and then for whatever reason they don't. Unless it is an emergency keeping someone from following through with what they tell me, then a person should have enough respect to follow through. We are all adults now. Not in high school. If people were a little bit more aware of themselves it may not happen so often. It gets old. Just like me. I'm getting old. I was counting the years until I am 58 yesterday. UGH. 29 years. that's not long. The first 29 went by way fast. I must be PMS'ing.

transexual golfers

what a way to get more viewers. Just let the transexuals play!

Early Valentines for Everyone

Happy V Day

I heart surveyors

Weird. I just realized today I have a "thing' for land surveyors.

Fences and Walls

Instead of building a wall around themselves people should build fences. That way all the bad crap is filtered but the good stuff can still get through the holes.